Neko

johnahoy:

i just want to take you on cute dates then fuck you in the back of my car

(via badtexter)

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2 days ago

slomps:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via bigawkwardmess)

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1 week ago

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via eclecticpandas)

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1 week ago
coraregina:

dek-says-so:

Sumi’s tail falls exactly like that!  

That is one elegant damn cat.

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

Sumi’s tail falls exactly like that!

That is one elegant damn cat.

(Source: mostlycatsmostly, via phoebeard)

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1 week ago
refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

refusingtosinkmyship:

agrainonthebeach:

clarknokent:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

STOP

(Source: lavender-ice, via katheroine)

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1 week ago

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

(via eclecticpandas)

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1 week ago

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
image

(via katheroine)

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1 week ago

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via eclecticpandas)

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2 weeks ago
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