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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via eclecticpandas)

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18 hours ago

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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(via bigawkwardmess)

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3 days ago
handsomedogs:

Scarlet, 2 year old mix (5 breeds), 17th of May, Oslo, Norway

handsomedogs:

Scarlet, 2 year old mix (5 breeds), 17th of May, Oslo, Norway

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3 days ago
ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(Source: whereforeartthoucastiel, via eclecticpandas)

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3 days ago

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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(via thisgirlgames)

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3 days ago
bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(via kalepale)

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3 days ago

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

(via eclecticpandas)

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Posted
6 days ago
Me:I'd like a Coke.
Waiter:is Pepsi okay?
Me:yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter:fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
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6 days ago

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via badtexter)

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6 days ago
roadkillandcrows:

Fox skull and mummified house sparrow.

roadkillandcrows:

Fox skull and mummified house sparrow.

(via badtexter)

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6 days ago

reignofbooks:

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

(via teacoffeebooks)

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6 days ago
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